They're an oreo with four legs. That craps.
As you've probably figured out, Hyatt and I have been at the Royal Melbourne Show a lot (he is volunteering and I'm being paid) to help with the livestock pavilion. Last night, a lovely gentleman 'rewarded' Hyatt for helping him unload his belted cattle.
A lovely interpretation of a Belted Galloway. Hyatt said the guy had FOUR BOXES of these things to give to people.
Look how excited he was to have received a present.
On second thought, I think that is much more terrifying than exciting.